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A Very Lego Harry Potter Musical

Is it just me, or does it look like Traveller’s Tales based Hermione from the new Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4 on the likeness of Bonnie Gruesen, who played Hermione in the highly unofficial A Very Potter Musical? Judge for yourself:

The resemblance is definitely there.

It’s hard to tell from that promo shot, but in game [...]

The Prettiest Thing You’ll See Today: Ni No Kuni on PS3!

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E3 2010: Nintendo’s Looping Like Groundhog Day! A Graphical Analysis

I didn’t bother to wake up and watch Nintendo’s E3 press conference live last week, and while I watched a replay later that day, nothing I saw caught my interest too much. So while at the time I didn’t feel compelled to write up an analysis, Eurogamer today pulled a quote from an interview Satoru Iwata [...]

E3 2010: Your Guide to Kinect’s Launch Games

Here is a sorted list of all announced launch titles for Microsoft’s Kinect:

Wii Fit Clones
Wii Sports Clones

EA Sports Active 2
Deca Sports Freedom

The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout
Kinect Sports

Your Shape: Fitness Evolved
Motion Sports

Zumba Fitness

Party Games

Just Dance Clone
Adrenalin Misfits

Dance Central
Game Party: In Motion

Dance Masters
Kinect Adventures

Sonic Free Riders

Outliers

Kinectimals [...]

E3 2010: Sony Presser and the Noticeable Absences

THE Kevin Butler breathing life back into the crowd.

After Microsoft’s dismal showing yesterday, Sony seemed poised to pour on the heat, gaining even more momentum as the 360′s image was repurposed for a casual market. While Sony wasn’t able to really wow anyone with their exceedingly long showcase, they managed to avoid any real traps. [...]

E3 2010: Microsoft’s Waterloo

Kinect is watching you watching me watching you.

The fact that, after spending over an hour talking up their new camera-based, hands-free motion controller for the Xbox 360, Kinect, Microsoft failured to address the question of price is not only conspicuous, it’s damning. Perhaps no one would have noticed had the software demonstrated for Kinect been [...]

Physicists Warn of Temporal Catastrophe Likely at E3

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Los Angeles – Physicists from UCLA’s department of Theoretical Elementary Particles today voiced concerns about the effect next week’s Electronic Entertainment Expo is having on the fabric of space-time. According to specialists in the nature of time at the university, a series of increasingly anomalous results from experiments conducted in UCLA’s high energy lab [...]

VG247: What the Hell is wrong with you?

So, Patrick Garratt over at VG247 heard a rumor about Ico and Shadow of the Colossus heading to Blu-ray in HD (NSFW) and decided this was the perfect opportunity to make an ass of himself. I suppose we can now be certain the compensation package for VG247 employees does indeed include a healthy stipend of quaaludes and crystal meth. Far be it [...]

Gabe Newell on the PS3: Fact Checking!!!

Gabe Newell, captured while looking at Google Reader Friday.

You’ve probably read over the last couple days that apparently Gabe Newell says the PS3 Is Like A GameCube. The quote that’s been going around doesn’t make any sense, though, but everyone assumes he’s slagging on the PS3 as usual. Taking the quote at face value, [...]

Communist Revolution at Infinity Ward Empowers Proletariat

Activision's Partisans storm Zampella and West's office.

Encino, France – Comrade Dan Amrich of Activision’s Ministry of Public Affairs today announced details of the sweeping compensation reform in the newly recognized People’s Republic of Infinity Ward.

Spoils seized from the bourgeois tyrants Zampella and West’s personal treasury during last month’s revolution has been placed in trust and [...]